We appear to have a not-so-rare beast loose in our home. It’s name is Not Me.
Favorite hobbies of Not Me?
*peeling oranges and leaving said peel and pith in piles around the house
*using all the tape and ostentatiously sticking yard long strips on walls, couches, hidden under pillows to be caught in long hair
*wearing boots in the house, boots that have tromped through both snow, the ash to keep us from slipping and the chicken yard
*leaving the tap at the bathroom sink running
and the sneakiest, most low-down of all? Eating chocolate and leaving it smeared on others faces. Tsk, tsk Not Me. You are going to get quite a talking to when I get my hands on you.
Can you spot NotMe here reorganizing the waiting room at the midwife’s office?